The Adventures of Fly Boy and Plumpy!

So here is an update on what has been happening with our Crazy Wayment family.

If any of you are friends with Jordan on Facebook or Instagram or in real life, you know that he has been traveling the world in the past month! He has traveled to Tel Aviv, Rome, some Italian Island, Vietnam, Hong Kong, and currently on the East Coast of the US. This is all for Flyboarding! He has been getting paid to be a part of the Flyboarding Show Team and perform his sexy flyboarding skills allover the world!!

 Him traveling has been quite the adventure for our family! I cannot travel... at all... so I stay at home while he is gone for days or weeks at a time and miss him like crazy!! Yes, it is sad that he is gone but I don't like to complain about it because how many times does your husband get offered to get paid to travel to crazy places and perform for thousands of people on some crazy contraption that just got invented? It's so awesome!

So that is what has been going on with Fly Boy....... Plumpy, on the other hand, has been having a grand old time being pregnant.

Plumpy is a nick-name given to me by Jordan.. my husband. I know this makes some people gasp in shame for him, but he is actually pretty accurate. I don't care how many people tell me I look "tiny" for being pregnant with twins, I am still almost 40 pounds heavier than normal. Which, hi.... that is a huge amount! I really appreciate that people are trying to make me feel better about myself, I do, But I still feel very very large. Very large.

I'm not depressed about my new figure though. It is kind of fun jiggling my extra arm fat around and seeing what my face looks like with extra chins... It is also great having to pee every single time I stand up, having to make 7 point turns to roll over in bed, using waddling as my mode of transportation, and lets not forget my new grandma compression tights that complete the whole look (I love my compression tights.. my ankles would be elephantiatis status without them).

I don't have any pictures that accurately depict what it is like being pregnant, (because I only take pictures of myself that I won't mind looking at later) So I have put together some pictures of animals from the internet to try and depict what it is like.

I included the happy dog because I am happy a lot of the time too. Pregnancy is a miracle that should be celebrated! Even though I might cry for unjustifiable reasons or feel too tired and uncomfortable to go on sometimes, every time I feel my babies move I smile and I am filled with so much love!!! I am looking very forward to the birth of our twins and Jordan and I couldn't be happier that this is happening to us!